Only Jewish Girls Mezuzah

Bold. Unapologetic. Pink-on-pink declaration.

SHIKSAS NOT ALLOWED. Only Jewish girls beyond this point.

The bedroom Mezuzah for the Jewish bachelor with Chutzpah. Hang it above the doorway and let every date know the policy before they cross the threshold. Bubbe-approved screening system. Bashert filter. Mom would Kvell.

Pink-on-pink declaration that doubles as the world's funniest dating boundary. For homes (and rooms) that don't apologize for the standards.

"May this doorway protect our story — and Bubbe's expectations."

The Specs (no schmaltz, just facts):

• Dimensions: 25 x 5.5 cm (9.84" x 2.17")
• Material: Hand-painted finish with protective resin coating
• Klaf options: Without · Ashkenazi (+$70) · Sefardic (+$50)
• Hand-signed and numbered by Alejandro Glatt®
• Made in México · Ships from Miami

"May this doorway protect our story and open the path to our dreams."
עם ישראל חי