Bob (Jewish & Proud) Mezuzah

Bob Esponja meets Jewish & Proud. Pure Schmaltzy joy.

The mezuzah for the homes where you blast Drake at Shabbat dinner and laugh too loud. Bob, but make it kosher. Big Naches energy. Hang it where your bestie walks in and yells "OY MY G-D I LOVE IT."

The Specs (no schmaltz, just facts):

• Dimensions: 25 x 5.5 cm (9.84" x 2.17")
• Material: Hand-painted finish with protective resin coating
• Klaf options: Without · Ashkenazi (+$70) · Sefardic (+$50)
• Hand-signed and numbered by Alejandro Glatt®
• Made in México · Ships from Miami

"May this doorway protect our story and open the path to our dreams."
עם ישראל חי